I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
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her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
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idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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