So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
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He looked down at his phone and screamed "I'M NOT A DAD!" and then bought the entire bar a round
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
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Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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