it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
These tits shall not be calmed
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
Randomize