Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
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There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
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you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
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