It's Friday. Sex?
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
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And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
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You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
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