Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
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do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
We ran out of wine so we are trying the absinthe you brought over from Spain like 3 years ago. Please call me at noon tomorrow. If we die, its your fault
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
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The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
I think people are normalizing furries
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
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