Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
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I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
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please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
Update on my sex life: my calves are sore from masturbating too much. It's a thing. Look it up.
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
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