Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
just come out here and I will go home with you...
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
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I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
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tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
You want further proof that God hates me? Okay. We're on the way to the ER. A homeless man stabbed me at the gas station.
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
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