I checked into jail on foursquare
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
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Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
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A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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