Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
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In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
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Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
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