How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
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Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
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I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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