My room smells like vodka and shame
I may or may not have started my period at the bar. Good thing I have dark jeans on.
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
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Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
Our 450 pound cab driver smells like McDonalds and sunblock with a touch of vodka. Correction I smell like vodka.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
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It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
My new years resolution is going to be to stop drunk snapchatting old hook ups asking them when we're going to bang again
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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