Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
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In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
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The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
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