Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
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I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
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I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
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