I skipped work to stalk him.
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
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Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
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Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
He was having this drunk emotional breakdown and I was just trying to cheer him up but instead fell and dumped the whole pickle jar on me
It was cool though because he was fine afterwards and somehow I convinced them I did it on purpose...
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
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