D3 body, D1 cock
honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
She knew it was going down when I had her search for "condoms" in my iPhone Maps.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Best news of the day: the hot chick at the funeral was NOT related to me... Thank god
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
Do you remember some guy walking around the club saying "boner patrol" and smacking people in the dick?
Yeah, that was you
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
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