this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
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did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
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Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
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