What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
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Is my lip ring still in your hair?
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
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woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
Of course I have a pirate flag
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
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