I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
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You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
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I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
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