oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
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Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
Ugh. I'm going to die alone, sister. Half-eaten by one of my thirty-seven cats and clutching a martini shaker
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If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
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