38 yer olds are good kisserssss
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
pretty sure 5 days for a bachelor party in Vegas is too long when even the stripper giving me a lapdance says "wow that's a long time!"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
My phone autocorrected "shhhhh" to "AHHHHHHHHH" and I feel like that says a lot about my life
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
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Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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