Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
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every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
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The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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