He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
dude, i think i am in a porno. I was working out at the hotel gym and some chick was doing yoga and a guy comes up and says "good, now i know your flexible" then they started making out. WTF?
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
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There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
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I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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