she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
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he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
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I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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