Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
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He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
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Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
You know you drink too much when the bartender at your favorite bar recognizes you at chipotle with your sunglasses on.
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