You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
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It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
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we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
Someone put a huge skyy vodka bottle in our washing machine. My roommate didn't see it and ran it. The washing machine split in two. #life
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
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