I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
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Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
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After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
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