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I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
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He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
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If I'm not drunk and wearing a penguin hat by the time we are done opening Christmas presents then coming home for Christmas was a complete failure
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
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