She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
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Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
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I just made the pizza guy say helicopter six times in order to get his money. Even he knows how stoned we are.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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