Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
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He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
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Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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