Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
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I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
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Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
Terrible idea I love it
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
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