Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
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There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
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Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
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