how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
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the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
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Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
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