i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
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Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
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You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
I asked this couple what they would like to drink and they leaned toward me eagerly and asked if we still have THE root beer ... Idk if this is code for please add cocaine to my drink
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
The thing about being single is like Sunday morning sex is nice but so is Sunday morning eating Nutella from the jar in your underwear
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