yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
I woke up to three texts telling me to "go fuck myself," a panicked voicemail from my mom, and a girl thanking me... I'm not sure which I should take care of first
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Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
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He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
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