Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
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i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
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I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
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