I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
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If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
I walked in on you eating olive oil off of a plate. you gave me this look and I just started crying. we were that drunk.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
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I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
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