if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
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This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
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All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
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