haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
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While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
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You're the only person I know who could blow literal chunks, laugh about it, then proceed to shotgun another beer. Love you champ.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
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