I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
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the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
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Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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