I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
I knew my chances of getting laid had increased after she walked into my room and yelled "DICK TIME"
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
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what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
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I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
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