plz talk dirty to me
That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
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What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
I think I am calling out of work due to a hangover. I'm 96% sure there ISN'T tampon stuck inside me.
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Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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