Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
i just remebered what i did last night, i asked a homeless man on a bike "hey whatcha doin with that bike, wanna make 5 bucks?" he agreed and then rode me on his handle bars a block away to the next bar.
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
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So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
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My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
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