i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
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This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
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I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
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