I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
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I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
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you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
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Oh god, what now?
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