that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
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I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
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Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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