Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
Why would I want to inherit a sex machine used by my grandma?
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
So I just found out that my mom and dad arent married
What? They have three kids?
Yep. And apparently I have a half brother. Happy Birthday to me
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It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
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I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
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was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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