so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
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I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
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there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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