so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
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I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
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Just because the energy drink is shaped like a grenade doesnt make it cool to throw it and yell "BOOM" and break my flatscreen, asshole
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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