You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
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my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
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yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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